I wish some people knew the difference between being confident and being a complete asshole.
Every Pixar movie summarized in terrible Microsoft Paint drawings.
BEST FRIENDS YOU DON’T GET TO TALK TO VERY OFTEN BC YOU’RE BOTH JUST REALLY BUSY WITH SCHOOL OR WHATEVER BUT ITS NOT A BIG DEAL BC YOURE STILL THE BEST OF FRIENDS NO MATTER WHAT, ARE THE BEST KINDS OF FRIENDS IN THE WHOLE WORLD
I JUST LEARNED THE F WORD IT IS FUCK
DEAR DIARY BICH.
important harajuku fashion
how I feel ordering at Starbucks.
i was cuddling this guy once n he had his head on my chest n just whispered “what did you just think about?” and i went “netflix” becus i was thinkin about netflix and he just went
"oh. your heart sped up and i… ok"
my dad just walked into my room with a sausage in his hand, asked me if I liked his cigar and left
Ways to kill your enemies
I know way too much about killing people because of this website
I STILL DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW THESE INVISIBLE BALLS ARE SUPPOSED TO KILL YOU???? 250K NOTES DOES ANYBODY ACTUALLY KNOW
by swallowing the water without the knowledge of the balls’ presence, you’re basically destined to choke on them
bubble tea of death
Bubble tea of death
Also the marbles absorb water, so once they get inside you, they’ll start expanding even more and basically take all the fluid out of your body and you’ll very slowly dehydrate to death.
Basically Bubble Tea of Death
i really want to see someone get murdered this way on supernatural
No, they don’t work this way, we have them in New Zealand and it is plant food stuff, basically storing the water for the plant to use later. These are really easy to break and they have a limit to how big they can expand, the size in the gif is their limit. Also, if they stay in water too long they disintegrate and become mush.